funny joke?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, and yo mama so above me one time, President George Bush visited China, and welcomed was by an envoy. The envoy took him on a tour of China for the next few days at the end of the tour, George told the envoy: "This has been an interesting journey, but I could not help noticing, why is China so dirty? "Smiled the messenger but in reality, I was fuming inside. A few months later was sent the opportunity to visit the U.S., so at this point he plans to take revenge on George, as he was taking the one sent on a tour this time. The envoy looked for dirty and places rundwon with binoculars, but realized that all places in the U.S. were not as dirty as China. He was about to give up when he saw an area extremely dirty, which pointed to him and asked George Bush, "I could not help noticing, but why is there so dirty?" laughed as envoy he got his revenge. But George Bush said: "Of course it is! This is Chinatown!"

that the past was a saying. but it is George, and he is stupid. The first is hilarious! "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but so will his mother over me" heehee! Merry Christmas! Heres a star! "Alison *

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