◄ ► Can you write a funny story that includes 6 of these phrases?

This is just for fun ….. That's all, folks. 1. Colonel Mustard in the library 2. You ________ March 1. The Polish doctor sat by the mad piper ….. …. man what a couple of cranks. 4.My fucking watch is broken …… I think I will write a letter to Walt Disney about it tonight. 5. Within reason, of course. 6. Making fun of me if necessary, but you can always detect danger. 7. It is not Mickey Mouse the binoculars! I need night vision goggles! 8. I'm so depressed I can not even blink. 9. Bring a bag of ice, right? What? Of course I have a headache …. Did you think I wanted to build an igloo! 10. If there is anything that bothers me is that people say I'm sensitive. █ If you want to respond, Please send your intention, so it will not close on you … OUCH! ◄

On a flight to New York, the flight attendant approached a passenger sitting in first class section and requested that it be moved to the economy and that he had no first-class ticket. "You're so stupid if you think I to leave this place! "He said angrily." But sir, you do not have a first class ticket! "Said flight attendant." Run along little Bring me a girl and a bag of ice, right? What? Of course I have a headache …. Did you think I wanted to build an igloo! "It sounded mean and irritable. Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the copilot to speak with the man. The commander went to talk to the man, asking him to move outside the first class section. "Making fun of me if necessary, but you can always sense danger, I tell you," shouted the man. "This plane is down and only the first class is saving! "This caused a panic among the other passengers." You may have extra sensory perceptions, sir, but perhaps I should have bought a first class ticket to see your sensitive nature. "Said the copilot." If there is something that bothers me is having people says I'm sensitive, "the man shouted at the top of his voice." Nobody cares about my feelings. "" Just move sir. " co-pilot said "We can talk about your feelings while doing so. I guarantee you a good seat by the window in the economy section." "I still quite reasonable and can only move within reason, of course. "Insisted the man." But I have been told that the reason is because you not have a first class ticket. "Said the copilot." I'm so depressed I can not even open and cerrar. "said the man, raising his arms in the air in despair. "And my damn watch is broken …… I think I'll write a letter to Walt Disney about it tonight." "Do you take any medications regularly? Asked copilot "You may have missed a dose of medicines …?' replied the man. "Not really, but I have medicated lenses and I can not see well now. It's in my bag. Can you get it for me? "The flight attendant reached into the bag shown inserted into the space above your seat. He took a pair of binoculars. "It's not Mickey Mouse binoculars, I need night vision goggles! Moron!" I screamed and suddenly got up and started running toward the cabin screaming and flaying his arms wildly.

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